Clear the Park Makes You the 1%

In a curious turn of events there will soon be an Occupy Wall Street mobile game for iOS and android. I’m not sure if this is awesome or ridiculous.

The game, titled Clear the Park, is already available for pre-sale and follows an “executive who will do anything to clear out the Occupy protesters.”

Here is a taste of the tongue-in-cheek nature of the game from the synopsis:

“Those pesky protesters are ruining your perfect view of the park below.   Clear them out before the crowd turns your office building into a Ken & Gerri’s Ice Cream Shop.  Watch your stock increase when you throw office items out the window to deter them or use your earned dividends to negotiate and lure them out.  You decide.  Either way, those yoga lovin’ hippies have it coming to them.  How could 99% possibly be right?”

A portion of the proceeds will be donated to the Occupy Wall Street movement. Head over here to protest preorder it and also make your own protest photo.

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