Macken Movie Update – Dark Knight Rises

You’d have to have the intuition of Batman himself, the worlds greatest detective to get any information of the third bat line up before the studio released it. With rumours for the third bat-winged installment floating around for months. Finally Warner Bros Studios have given us a teenie tiny taste of whats to come in Dark Knight Rises. So…All you Bruce Wayne fanatics, stop gnawing your arm off in anticipation and stand up your bat-ears to attention because here’s the latest.

The Dark Knight rises will bring you:

The mouth watering Anne Hathaway squeezing her caboose into a latex skin, as shes playing the sexy Cat Women(There is a god).  Finally there will be a Cat Women worthy of the whiskers. The news that Anne Hathaway’s the one showing her curves, Is already resulting in male nerds having to sit with there coat over there lap for a few minutes and taking extra cold showers. However with the characters conflicting past, its not sure whether the femme fatale will be villain or love interest for the ol’ bat. A constant source of deviousness, frustration and confusion in the comic. She could once again use the bat for her own personal gain, but such thing are only known by Nolan himself. Unless you wanna go extract the truths out of his mind, by doing a simple dream within a dream with a dream(Inception style). Then we’re all just gonna have to wait until the movies released.

SHHHWING!

The second villain has be revealed as Bane, the bad-ass venom addicted brute. Being played by actor Tom Hardy, its going to be interesting to see how Nolan makes such a surreal character more realistic to his new franchise. A lot of people don’t believe that Tom Hardy could even get big enough to play the gigantic villain since his previous role in Inception. But look at his size in the film Bronson, and you can see that hes more than capable. The character has been constantly played as the brawn without the brain, a sort of over the top henchmen to other villains. However in the comics, its shown that he is super intelligent as well as incredibly strong. All thanks to spending the first part of his life in a Mexican penitentiary, which happened to hide a secret lab which used the inmates as guinea pigs. Which is how the big man first became hooked on the venom which gives him his superhuman strength. Hopefully Nolan can make his character fit into his new gritty batman world, without making his final film gimmicky and surreal. I guess only time will tell.

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