“A soup of equal parts Revenge and Sweet Bad-Assery”
‘Rick Remender’ and ‘Tanya Jessen’
A game where they take your perception of a first person shooter, and shake it until its ears bleed. From twirling enemies hurtling towards there over-sized cactus impaled deaths, to the graceful four barrel shotgun blast to the family jewels. This game creates a surreal world, where the deepest fantasies of the sickest minds collaborate. Through this world there enemies are fearless, and there heroes are imperfect. There is no other game i know, where imagination and genocide fit hand in hand so well.
Truly this IS a game for children, to teach them strategy and cunning. If only not for the foul mouthed characters and over the top use of gore, but then again. Isn’t Life full of these obscenities, and wont these children grow to be a part of that world anyway. Bulletstorm will be a catalyst, one which will change the FPS’ stars. In the words of ‘Bob Dylan’, ”The times they are a changin'”. However I doubt anyone could have contemplated the change being enforced at the end of a Peacemaker Carbine.
I’m extremely looking forward to this revolutionary game, and cant wait to start a debaucherous escapade of ‘Sweet Bad-Assery’.
And just in case you haven’t seen the new spoof trailer, here it is:
So my advice to you would be this;
- Pre-Order Bulletstorm
- Learn more swear words
- Bottle up all of your emotions until the 25th of February (22nd if your American)
‘KILL WITH SKILL’
