Square Enix is More Out of Touch than Vince McMahon | Fanatical Take

Square Enix is More Out of Touch than Vince McMahon | Fanatical Take

The all new trailer for the Final Fantasy VII Remake left the internet on fire. HD cutscenes! Gameplay! Voice acting! It had it all!

Then came the announcement that the game will be split up into separate releases. Instead of one title, it will become a “multiple-part series.” To be fair, we don’t know what this means exactly. It could be episodic gaming. It may signal several spinoffs such as Final Fantasy VII Remake Versus and Final Fantasy VII Remake Agito and Final Fantasy VII Remake Type-0. Regardless, it takes a lot of the thunder out from the excitement of the trailer’s release.

This shouldn’t be much of a shock when you consider Square Enix’s recent track record. While critics and fans loved the 2013 reboot of Tomb Radier, Square was reportedly unhappy with the sales numbers. Despite selling a whopping 3.4 million copies in its first month, Square Enix wanted six million.

Six million for a franchise that, before the reboot, saw its better days vanish a long, long time ago.

It seems like for every step forward they make towards gamers, such as remaking Final Fantasy VII in HD or finally bringing Final Fantasy XV to light, they’re ready to take an immediate step back. FFVII HD was going to be one of the biggest impulse buys out there. Nostalgic gamers were eager to return to Midgar with improved visuals and (presumably) reworked combat. For some, it will still be an impulse purchase, but now it will have to become impulse purchases instead.

Square Enix claims to have a reason for this: the game is just too big for one release.

Bullocks.

Square Enix is More Out of Touch than Vince McMahon | Fanatical Take

This is a company that released the original on three CDs. Surely they could, you know, do the same and require people to install the entirety of the game to a hard drive, which happens anyway. It’s not like multi-CD installs are futuristic technology; if memory serves correctly, World of Warcraft had five CDs to install. For a second, though, I’ll play devil’s advocate. Maybe this game is too big for one “proper” release. Shouldn’t that be a sign that the company should focus on Final Fantasy XV and Kingdom Hearts 3 instead? How many resources are being siphoned from those projects just to answer the fan’s demand for this remake?

I shouldn’t be too surprised, though. You see, I am a wrestling fan. That means that I am continually disappointed week after week, month after month, because one man (Vince McMahon) demands that I like his preferred wrestler. In this case, it’s Roman Reigns or bust. Not Kevin Owens, Cesaro, Daniel Bryan, Dean Ambrose, Dolph Ziggler (yes that’s a real name for a wrestler), Bo Dallas (I still Bolieve), Brayy Watt, or countless others that are more deserving. This also means that the women’s division is still an absolute joke despite the female athletes in the developmental league (NXT) absolutely tearing the house down. It all means that I am going to have to accept what I’m “supposed” to like and deal with it.

Personally, I didn’t want a Final Fantasy VII remake. Others, however did. Others will stop at nothing to get it. Well, they’re finally getting what they’ve wanted all along. Square Enix will be printing money with this despite themselves, despite the fact that it’s being split up across several releases. People will still impulsively buy the game when it’s out, just like I’ll still be paying $9.99 a month for the WWE Network in spite of Vince McMahon.

Share this article:

Facebook
Twitter
Reddit
Pocket
Email
Tumblr
Final Checkpoint Podcast
Full Circle Podcast
Latest Posts

Share this article:

Facebook
Twitter
LinkedIn
Tumblr
Email
WhatsApp

Recent Posts

The Mcon controller in black held by an artificial hand CES

Is The MCon The Best Smart Phone Controller Yet?

With the growing popularity of mobile and cloud gaming, many have been on the hunt for the perfect controller. The Backbone and Razer Kishi have done a great job making ...
The LG transparent tv from CES displayed in a high rise apartment CES

LG at CES 2025

Every year CES comes around and every year, LG has a great booth. They may be one of the most consistent companies when it comes to showing technology at the ...
Six Days in Fallujah Key Art. Two soldiers preparing for breech Features

Real Warfare with Six Days in Fallujah

Six Days in Fallujah was originally announced in 2009. It is a first-person shooter based on the 2004 conflict in Iraq. It was met with much opposition because it is ...
The Mad Catz M.2.X Pro Force Feedback racing wheel Gaming

Level Up You Racing Experience With the Mad Catz M.2.X. Pro Racing Wheel

Mad Catz, the company known for their fight sticks, is releasing a new force feedback racing wheel. The Mad Catz M.2.X. Pro force feedback racing wheel is the perfect plug-and-play ...
Three fortnite character overlooking the map Features

How Fortnite Hurt The Gaming Industry

When Fortnite was initially released in 2017, it was a PVE defense game that didn’t seem like it would be around for long. With the growing popularity of games in ...
Master Chief holding his helmet. Halo Infinite Features

What Halo Infinite Should Have Been

https://youtu.be/Cagxj2RchQI?si=_fFf3fs_fsh7d0Fq Many people have a gaming franchise that changed their life in some way. I have life-long friendships that have been formed while playing games like Mario Kart and Golden ...