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  • Bernarda

    ; )!!!

  • Monica

    Thanks for this!

  • Corie

    Thanks for this!

  • Bernarda

    OMG

  • Lorrie Lauro

    Political Science for Dummies

    DEMOCRAT
    You have two cows.
    Your neighbor has none.
    You feel responsible for currently being successful.
    You push for larger taxes so the govt can provide cows for everyone.

    REPUBLICAN
    You have two cows.
    Your neighbor has none.
    So?

    SOCIALIST
    You have two cows.
    The government normally requires a single and gives it to your neighbor.
    You type a cooperative to inform him how to deal with his cow.

    COMMUNIST
    You have two cows.
    The govt seizes the two and gives you with milk.
    You wait around in line for several hours to get it.
    It is sour but, hey, it is free.

    CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
    You have two cows.
    You promote one, acquire a bull, and create a herd of cows and the rest of the world hates you for it.

    BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
    You have two cows.
    Under the new farm plan the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.

    AMERICAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You offer one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
    You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows.
    You are stunned when 1 cow drops dead.
    You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are minimizing expenses.
    Your stock goes up.

    FRENCH CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You go on strike simply because you want 3 cows.
    You go to lunch and drink wine.
    Life is good.

    JAPANESE CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and create twenty occasions the milk.
    They discover to journey on unbelievably crowded trains.
    Most are at the top of their class at cow school.

    GERMAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You engineer them so they consume lots of beer, give outstanding top quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour.
    Unfortunately they also desire 13 weeks of trip per year.

    ITALIAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows but you never know where they are.
    You break for lunch.
    Life is good.

    RUSSIAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    You have some vodka.
    You rely them and learn you have 5 cows.
    You have some a lot more vodka.
    You count them again and find out you have 42 cows.
    The Mafia shows up and will take above even so a lot of cows you genuinely have.

    TALIBAN CORPORATION
    You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two.
    You will not milk them due to the fact you can’t touch any creature’s private parts.
    You get a $40 million grant from the US authorities to locate alternatives to milk production but use the funds to grow opium and purchase weapons.

    IRAQI CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    They go into hiding.
    They send radio tapes of their mooing.

    POLISH CORPORATION
    You have two bulls.
    Employees are frequently maimed and killed trying to milk them.

    BELGIAN CORPORATION
    You have a single cow.
    The cow is schizophrenic.
    Sometimes the cow thinks he is French, other times he’s Flemish.
    The Flemish cow won’t share with the French cow.
    The French cow would like control of the Flemish cow’s milk.
    The cow asks permission to be reduce in half.
    The cow dies happy.

    FLORIDA CORPORATION
    You have a white cow and a brown cow.
    Everyone votes for the very best seeking one.
    Some of the individuals who truly like the brown a single very best unintentionally vote for the white one.
    Some people vote for both.
    Some men and women vote for neither.
    Some folks can not figure out how to vote at all.
    Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state notify you which one particular you believe is the best-looking cow.

    CALIFORNIA CORPORATION
    You have thousands and thousands of cows.
    They make true California cheese.
    Only five talk English.
    Most are illegal.
    Arnold likes the types with the massive udders.
    WISCONSIN CORPORATION
    You have two cows.
    Your cows survive hard winters.
    Your cows’ consume high quality grass.
    Your cows kick butt on people surfin’, very hot tubbin’ CA cows!
    (w/a suggestion o’ the hat to LucyintheSky… 🙂

  • Lorrie Lauro

    COW STORY

    DEMOCRATIC
    You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You really feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you.

    REPUBLICAN
    You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So?

    SOCIALIST
    You have two cows. The government takes one particular and presents it to your neighbor. You type a cooperative to notify him how to handle his cow.

    COMMUNIST
    You have two cows. The government seizes the two and gives you with milk. You wait around in line for several hours to get it. It is expensive and sour.

    CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
    You have two cows. You market one, get a bull, and construct a herd of cows.

    BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
    You have two cows. Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain.

    AMERICAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows. You offer one, lease it again to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one. You force the two cows to generate the milk of 4 cows. You are amazed when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are lowering expenses. Your stock goes up.

    FRENCH CORPORATION
    You have two cows. You go on strike simply because you want 3 cows. You go to lunch and consume wine. Existence is good.

    JAPANESE CORPORATION
    You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the dimension of an ordinary cow and make 20 occasions the milk. They understand to travel on unbelievably crowded trains. Most are at the top of their course at cow school.

    GERMAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows. You engineer them so they are all blond, consume tons of beer, give excellent good quality milk, and operate a hundred miles an hour. However they also desire 13 weeks of getaway per year.

    ITALIAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows but you do not know in which they are. While ambling around, you see a lovely woman. You break for lunch. Life is good.

    RUSSIAN CORPORATION
    You have two cows. You have some vodka. You depend them and understand you have five cows. You have some more vodka. You count them yet again and find out you have 42 cows. The Mafia shows up and requires over nonetheless a lot of cows you truly have.

    TALIBAN CORPORATION
    You have all the cows in Afghanistan , which are two. You do not milk them simply because you can’t contact any creature’s non-public parts. You get a $40 million grant from the US govt to locate choices to milk creation but use the cash to purchase weapons.

    IRAQI CORPORATION
    You have two cows. They go into hiding. They deliver radio tapes of their mooing.

    POLISH CORPORATION
    You have two bulls. Staff are often maimed and killed attempting to milk them.

    BELGIAN CORPORATION
    You have one cow. The cow is schizophrenic. Often the cow thinks he’s French, other occasions he is Flemish. The Flemish cow would not share with the French cow. The French cow desires control of the Flemish cow’s milk. The cow asks permission to be reduce in half. The cow dies happy.

    FLORIDA CORPORATION
    You have a black cow and a brown cow. Everybody votes for the ideal looking one. Some of the folks who actually like the brown 1 ideal accidentally vote for the black one. Some folks vote for both. Some men and women vote for neither. Some people can’t determine out how to vote at all. Finally, a bunch of men from out-of-state inform you which one you believe is the best-looking cow.

    CALIFORNIA CORPORATION
    You have millions of cows. They make true California cheese. Only 5 talk English. Most are illegals. Arnold likes the types with the massive udders.

  • ouch

    Apart from concerns about theft. I would like to have a second camera available at all times when I am out driving. Are extremes of heat and cold damaging to a digital camera?

  • xiM Clutch

    Does anyone know how to get a great detailed extreme close up shot with a digital camera. My camera has a self portrait mode which is pretty good and gets close ups but not 2-3 inches close. I know someone who has a less megapixel camera than me and has a mode which allows extreme close ups. I have a kodak c763 7.1 MP’s and was wondering if I can change the settings to do this?

  • rashest_hippo

    Does anyone know how to get a great detailed extreme close up shot with a digital camera. My camera has a self portrait mode which is pretty good and gets close ups but not 2-3 inches close. I know someone who has a less megapixel camera than me and has a mode which allows extreme close ups. I have a kodak c763 7.1 MP’s and was wondering if I can change the settings to do this?

  • The Dark Knight

    512MB is what I’ve been using. Just tried a 8GB Sandisk Extreme III. Formatting it in the camera returns a Card Full error (of course it’s not really). The specifications of the camera did not say, only that it supported CF Type I and Type II.

  • Xbox Gamer

    My camera turns on but will not allow me to take a picture ever since the LCD went white on a trip to the beach. I think I have heard that this can happen. Has anyone else heard of this?

  • Maggie

    How can I create an image with an extreme depth using a digital camera? What kind of angles should I do to make my photos more interesting? Basically what techniques should I use?

  • MAK & CHEESE

    Hopefully less than 150 bucks… I am not too worried about memory or even extreme detail, just that it takes a photo and then is quickly able to take another. Our old one took forever and drove my wife crazy.

  • Michael

    Any idea what a good lens would be for shooting drops of water on flowers and a bee on a flower and extreme closeups like that? Would it cost way too much for this unless you were a professional?
    Also what would you recommend for zooming in on ballplayers at a ballpark?

  • Salam

    It has a DA-15 port where the game port plugs in, but it has TV S-Video ports where it would plug into a television. Would the game show up on a television? Would it work the same?

  • Agent 47

    The camera came with a standard 2GB SD card. I am planning on using burst mode for shooting sports. Will my fps increase as a result of using a faster card such as the SanDisk Extreme III?