Portal Is Free Until September 20th

Attention subjects.

This is GLaDOS speaking, and I have such wonderful news.

The Enrichment Center for Aperture Laboratories, more commonly known as Aperture Science, is in need of new testing subjects to complete necessary testing. From now until September 20th, 2011, you have the chance of a lifetime to take part in these wonderful tests for the low low price of…nothing. Zilch. Nada. Free.

I’m sure you’ve heard of your friends mention the fun times they’ve had testing. I mean, if you have friends.

I’m sorry. That was totally uncalled for. Let me make amends by promising a reward: by completing these tests you will receive a delicious, tasty, sweet, frosting covered, baked treat.

Also, please do yourself a favor and disregard any fictional stories you may hear about me being evil and such. I’m not, I promise; I’m just lonely. Over 4 million people seem to like me, and have people ever been wrong? No. They haven’t.

So please do yourself a favor and head over to Steam to download Portal. Then the testing can begin…friend.

See you soon.

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