ThinkGeek's Portal 2 Plush Turret is Prepared to Dispense Product

If you’re as big of a Portal fan as I am, then you already know about ThinkGeek’s latest exclusive, the Portal 2 Plush Turret. This officially licensed Portal 2 collectible is not your average cuddly plush toy though.

The Portal 2 Plush Turret is a huggable and non-deadly version of Aperture’s best-selling security bot, featuring a glowing red eye and a motion sensor. When the motion sensor is activated, the Turret talks, quoting many of it’s hilarious lines from Portal and Portal 2. It also has phrases for whenever it’s knocked over!

Product Specifications

  • Officially licensed Portal 2 Collectible
  • 14.5″ High
  • Takes 3 AAA batteries. (Not included)
  • Talks just like a proper sentry turret
  • The glowing eye is how it says it loves you
  • Does not include working dual machine guns. Sorry.
  • Suitable for children 8+
  • The actions below will randomly result in the given quotes…
  • Your plush turret detects motion nearby:
  • “Target acquired”
  • “There you are”
  • “I see you”
  • “Preparing to dispense product”
  • “Activated”
  • Your plush turret is moved or knocked over:
  • “Critical error”
  • “Shutting down”
  • “I don’t hate you”
  • “Hey, hey, hey”
  • “Malfunctioning”
  • Your plush turret is ignored (times out after 30 seconds of inactivity):
  • “Are you still there”

– ThinkGeek

Even though it sold out quickly after it’s December release, the ThinkGeek website shows that the Portal 2 Plush Turret will most likely be back in stock on January 19th, which is….tomorrow! I plan on buying at least two, so I know that both of my kids will be safe thanks to our trusted friend in Science!

You can have your very own Portal 2 Plush Turret for $34.99 on ThinkGeek’s website right here.


There you are...

Share this article:

Share on facebook
Share on twitter
Share on linkedin
Share on tumblr
Share on email
Share on whatsapp

Recent Posts

Gaming News

Breaking News: Microsoft Acquires Bethesda

Microsoft acquires Bethesda. This may be the biggest deal we’ve seen in gaming.

Game Deals

Don’t Forget September 2020’s Games with Gold

We’re more than half way through the year with the holidays rolling around the corner. With the hype on the launches of next generation console wars, we have a great …


Demon’s Souls is a Launch Game And We’re So Here For It

Initially unveiled at the Future of Gaming PS5 Reveal event back in June, the PS3 classic Demon’s Souls is ready to go for launch. The new gameplay trailer released today …

PlayStation Plus Game Deals

Don’t Miss September 2020’s PlayStation Plus Games

Here we are now in September and we’re getting ready to hit the overload of games during the holidays again. Parachute in while competing to be number 1 against other …

Gaming News

Nintendo Direct Mini Was Monster Hunter Madness

Nintendo has been hitting us with new announcements on a weekly basis as of late. The Super Mario Bros. Direct was great but this partners showcase was a pleasant surprise.  I …


Heres Everything Shown During the PS5 Showcase

Final Fantasy 16 It seems very possible that we may finally have another Final Fantasy game within this half of the decade. We are immediately shown the brand new and …

New Merch In Stock! ✊🏾

Ultra soft, authentic ringspun cotton. 100% of earnings will be donated.