Guess what happened?
Oh yes, The Duke will be late. The game has been delayed by headwinds over the artic and the code is stuck in the tubes.
In a press release Christoph Hartmann, president of 2K said “In case you haven’t heard, Duke never comes early, we’re committed to deliver a laugh-out-loud, politically incorrect experience that people will talk about for years to come. We thank Duke’s fans for their continued patience – I promise this won’t take another 15 years.”
Duke Nukem forever may well be tying for the lead in the worlds most anticipated games, with Half Life 2: Episode 3. And seeing as we have all be waiting for the game for 15 years, surely we can wait until June for it. So please internet, lets not get jumpy. We can still play a game where you are watching a girl stripping for you one minute, and then the next be blowing the head off a three headed space alien with a testicle firing mega blaster.
The incredibly unapologetic Duke Nukem Forever is the video game realization of the ultimate Hollywood summer blockbuster on steroids. Starring the iconic and legendary titular character, Duke Nukem Forever promises to reinvent the key ingredients necessary to create a summer smash hit that’s boiling over-the-top with irreverent humor, catchy one-liners that will make your mama blush, and frantic, bone-shaking action sequences that will simultaneously rock your world and neighbors’ walls. A statement from Randy Pitchford, president of Gearbox Software, is available to view at the following location – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Za0ho-vvkXU.
It’s gonna be awesome.