Review

I was much younger when I first saw The Phantom Menace on the big screen. I was excited, the entire theater was excited. Two hours passed, we saw Jedi, pod racing, a young Anakin Skywalker, and Jar Jar Binks. I had the time of my life.

Then I grew up. I stopped being a kid and saw Phantom Menace for what it really is: a piece of eye candy that undermines the magic of the original  trilogy.

For whatever reason George Lucas sees fit, over the next six years we’re going to see each Star Wars movie released in , something I can’t stomach for the original trilogy. We start with the second and more modern trilogy, thankfully. I say thankfully because while the aren’t necessarily good, they look downright beautiful.

Putting Phantom Menace in 3D isn’t going to make it better; I still want to take Jar Jar Binks out back and finish him off, the story is still an absolute mess, and the acting is still horrific. However, putting Phantom Menace in 3D made me realize something: while the original trilogy’s magic is in the story, where it honestly should be, the magic of the more modern trilogy is in its visuals. Pod racing will keep you in the edge of your seat and Darth Maul is even more of a badass. Sadly, this isn’t nearly enough to carry the movie. You’ll be briefly entertained, but chances are you’ll be more frustrated, especially if you’re a Star Wars fan.

Truth be told, though, we don’t need a 3D version of any Star Wars movie. Sure, it’s a great way to get the younger audience into the franchise, but personally, I’d rather just show them the only movies that exist in my brain: Episodes VI, V, and VI.



About the Author

Jake Valentine
Born in the Boston area and currently residing in Cincinnati, Ohio, Jake is extremely passionate about his hobbies, his favorite being, of course, gaming. He graduated in May 2011 from Northern Kentucky University with a Bachelor's Degree in Electronic Media Broadcasting and has been writing since 2004. He's never afraid to voice his opinion, whether its defending Blizzard's design choices in World of Warcraft, or trying to show people why the latest highly hyped games aren't all that good. You should follow him on Twitter, or a kitty will die.