This is a weekly segment where we share what games we are currently playing for our readers to get to know us a bit better. Said games can range from retro to current and from casual to FPS games.
If we’re playing it, we’ll share it. Please feel free to comment with what you’re playing or your opinions on the games that we’re involved with.
William: Been going through Diablo 3 Nightmare mode. Kinda losing steam. The game isn’t so much the atmospheric dungeon crawler that the series used to be known as, and it’s more an “isometric beat-em-up”. Which is fine if you’re in to that sort of thing, but I don’t think it’s fully my cup of tea.
I’ll probably start back in on Legend of Dragoon now… That Eternal Dragon isn’t going to kill itself.
Greg: Finished and reviewed Max Payne 3. Rather good game. Check out the full review for details, but it is very good. Good narration, very tight and excellent gunplay. Much better than I had dared hope it be prior to released.
Other than that. Lots of Diablo 3. And discussion about Diablo 3 with William.
Jake: Diablo 3 every now and then. Now that I actually am done with my journalistic responsibilities for Tera and Diablo, I’m taking things a bit easy. Enjoyed some HoN Midwars last night and been playing Mario Tennis today.
Jeff: I haven’t been able to buy any new games, so I’ve been working back through my PS2 catalogue. This week I wrapped up Psychonauts and Ultimate Spider-Man, and made a little more progress in Resident Evil 4. I also worked up the courage to finish Half-Life 2: Episode 2, whose finale just doesn’t let up. These are all games I’ve completed before, but Microsoft neglected to make old hard drives and memory units incompatible with the slim units, and I fell victim to an embarrassing glitch that probably hasn’t affected anyone in about eight years.
Ben: Just started Hell difficulty and Diablo 3 still has my full attention.
Jen: Been playing Diablo 3 off and on. Its a pain not being able to save whenever and because of this, I haven’t been playing as much as I would like to. Most of my time this week has been with SWTOR again. I’m trying to help my husband reach level 50 with my own level 50 toon. I’ve also been playing as my Dark Jedi. By week’s end, I started to play the new Doctor Who game on Ps3. Its great fun for any Whovian. The review should be up today with more information.

I wana play something like battlefield, but until they remove punkbuster it’s not happening. I was wondering if there were any good, free games out there like it with vehicles and standard fps action? Nothing that uses punkbuster please. I don’t cheat, I just SERIOUSLY hate punkbuster.
Don’t have the RAM for tribes ascend and battlefield play4free uses punkbuster.
I know just 1 game and i really enjoyed flying that plane. The game’s name is Medal of Honor Pacific Assault. So… what other games do you fly a plane but it is a fps game too?
It has been a week or so since I have gave some NBA facts, so I decided to come back with some things you may not have known.
1) Did you know that the only man to ever win the rookie of the year while averaging less then 10 ppg was Tony Parker. Parker averaged 9.2 and 4.3 assists. What is funny is that Pao Gasol was a rookie the same year and put up 17 ppg and 8 RPG. Is the fact that Parker played on a winning team that much of a difference.
2) Did you know that there was never a player in the NBA with the letter X at the beginning of his last name. I challenge you to find me one. Did you know that only 3 players in NBA history last names begin with Q. Bob Quick, Chris Quinn, Brian Quinett. Seems like a stupid fact, but I thought it was interesting nonetheless.
3) Did you know that after the Celtics and the Lakers that the San Antonio Spurs have more division titles than any team with 17. What is amazing about that stat is that they have only been in the NBA since 1976. Basically 17 of the 33 seasons the Spurs have played in the NBA resulted in a division title. Oh and btw the way the Lakers have won 31 division titles in 60 years of their history. Celtics 27 in 63 years. Sucks for the teams in those divisions.
4) I wanted to find a stat about Kobe Bryant that I thought people would find interesting. I found one that completely boggled me. I can’t figure this stat out at all. Kobe’s best season with passing was 6 apg. What is amazing is that the 6 apg year came in 2004-05 which is when Shaq left and he had no one around him and the Lakers only mustered a 34-48 season. What is amazing is that people say his is less selfish now when if you look at the assist numbers he is virtually the same as he was when he had Shaq which was around 5 apg.
5) For those who compare Kobe and Jordan, I want to give a interesting stat about them. Kobe’s best shooting season was 46.9% and has a career shooting % of 45.5%. Michael’s best season was 53.8% and had 6 seasons over 50% and 10 seasons above Kobe’s best 46.9%. Please also understand that the defense was tougher then. So when people make comparisions, please factor in shot selection next time as well. Remember I am not trying to stir a debate, just stating ACTUAL facts.
6) I wanted to give people an idea of the front court dominance of the Boston Celtics of the 80′s. Did you know that Bird,Mchale,and Parish consistantly averaged about 10 rpg per game throughout the 80′s which means that the 3 of them combined were grabbing 30 rebounds. It is like having 3 Marcus Camby’s on the boards at the same time. Pretty insane when you think about it.
7) I personally love dream matchups. Here are some dream matchups you may have never known actually took place. For those of you who know then it may not be a big deal.
In the 1988 playoffs we saw the defending champion Lakers with Magic, Kareem, and Worthy take on a youthful and prime Karl Malone and John Stockton. The Lakers needed the full 7 to beat them. People seem to forget this actually took place. So much for the 90′s teams not being able to compete with the 80′s teams.
Another dream matchup people may not have realized took place was in 1978 when the 76ers led by Dr. J took on the legendary bullets team with Elvin Hayes and Wes unseld. The Bullets prevailed in 6 games. Interesting considering how the 76ers on paper had a better team. Never underestimate team ball.
Another dream matchup for the ages took place in both 1971 and 1972. The Lakers stacked with Jerry West, Gail Goodrich, Wilt Chamberlain took on the Bucks with Kareem, Oscar and Dandrige.
In 71 the Bucks prevailed 4-1 and in 72 it was the Lakers 4-2. Kareem and Wilt sqaured off. Pretty amazing.
One last dream matchup occured in 1980 when the defending champion Sonics with Gus Williams, Dennis Johnson, and Jack Sikma, played the Lakers with Kareem and a rookie Magic. The Lakers prevailed 4-1 ending the Sonics run as West elite.
8) Did you know that the most fouls committed in one playoff run was Dwight Howard this year with 102. This guy is the defensive player of the year and has a huge height and ability advantage on most, but he committed 102 fouls in the playoffs history for one run. I thought you weren’t supposed to use your hands on defense. Just another reason why Dwight Howard is not as polished as people think.
9) Get ready for an insane stat. Shaq holds the record for most free-throws shot in a playoff game with get ready……. 39. Yes in the 2000 NBA finals game 2 against Indiana Shaq shot 39 free-throws. The Pacers committed 38 personal fouls which is an average of 4 fouls a game for the 10 players who played in that game. The real boggling stat is Shaq missed 21 of the 39 attempts, lucky for them they still won the game.
EDIT – CORRECTION PAU GASOL DID WIN ROY AWARD NOT PARKER. PARKER WON THE SPORTING NEWS ROY. IGNORE THAT FACT, BECAUSE IT IS NOT FACT. THANKS KILLA G.
This is a serious problem!
I’m 27 and my girlfriend is 25…
we’ve been dating for the past 6 months and we’re completely in love! I want to ask her to marry me soon but I have some worries…
The biggest issue is that she’s VERY JEALOUS, but I don’t mind because she’s so amazing… she is like a 5′ 2″ version of Jessica Simpson… only crazy, and I like it!
To make matters worse is that I’ve had 3 close friends die under mysterious circumstances since I’ve been dating her all within the past 6 months…
I had two lady friends, one named Amanda and the other Lily and I loved them dearly, I would have done anything for them… Then there is my best guy friend Aaron… he’s never let me down.
Well two months into my relationship my girlfriend, Vivian, tells me she doesn’t like Lily. I don’t think much of it until a week later Lily’s house is mysteriously involved in a drive by and she’s shot and paralyzed… I was upset but didn’t put 2 and 2 together… and the cops never found the culprit…
A month later Vivian says that she doesn’t like Amanda either… a couple of weeks go by and Amanda is involved and killed in a hit and run accident late at night… no witnesses or leads either.
Well last month Vivian also told me that she’s not very fond of Aaron saying the all he does is play around on women and she accuses me of going to strip clubs to pick up hookers with him… I deny it of course… but then two weeks later Aaron’s house burns down with him inside while he’s sleeping, he didn’t make it
and the police blamed it on arson after an investigation but they still don’t have any leads…
What are the odds that my girlfriend would be jealous of these 3 people and that they’d all end up dead due to mysterious circumstances?
The worst thing is even if it is true, I still love Vivian and would do anything in my power to make it work and I’m going to propose to her on Thanksgiving…
What should I do?
Christian and Atheist opinions are more than welcome
It has been a week or so since I have gave some NBA facts, so I decided to come back with some things you may not have known.
1) Did you know that the only man to ever win the rookie of the year while averaging less then 10 ppg was Tony Parker. Parker averaged 9.2 and 4.3 assists. What is funny is that Pao Gasol was a rookie the same year and put up 17 ppg and 8 RPG. Is the fact that Parker played on a winning team that much of a difference.
2) Did you know that there was never a player in the NBA with the letter X at the beginning of his last name. I challenge you to find me one. Did you know that only 3 players in NBA history last names begin with Q. Bob Quick, Chris Quinn, Brian Quinett. Seems like a stupid fact, but I thought it was interesting nonetheless.
3) Did you know that after the Celtics and the Lakers that the San Antonio Spurs have more division titles than any team with 17. What is amazing about that stat is that they have only been in the NBA since 1976. Basically 17 of the 33 seasons the Spurs have played in the NBA resulted in a division title. Oh and btw the way the Lakers have won 31 division titles in 60 years of their history. Celtics 27 in 63 years. Sucks for the teams in those divisions.
4) I wanted to find a stat about Kobe Bryant that I thought people would find interesting. I found one that completely boggled me. I can’t figure this stat out at all. Kobe’s best season with passing was 6 apg. What is amazing is that the 6 apg year came in 2004-05 which is when Shaq left and he had no one around him and the Lakers only mustered a 34-48 season. What is amazing is that people say his is less selfish now when if you look at the assist numbers he is virtually the same as he was when he had Shaq which was around 5 apg.
5) For those who compare Kobe and Jordan, I want to give a interesting stat about them. Kobe’s best shooting season was 46.9% and has a career shooting % of 45.5%. Michael’s best season was 53.8% and had 6 seasons over 50% and 10 seasons above Kobe’s best 46.9%. Please also understand that the defense was tougher then. So when people make comparisions, please factor in shot selection next time as well. Remember I am not trying to stir a debate, just stating ACTUAL facts.
6) I wanted to give people an idea of the front court dominance of the Boston Celtics of the 80′s. Did you know that Bird,Mchale,and Parish consistantly averaged about 10 rpg per game throughout the 80′s which means that the 3 of them combined were grabbing 30 rebounds. It is like having 3 Marcus Camby’s on the boards at the same time. Pretty insane when you think about it.
7) I personally love dream matchups. Here are some dream matchups you may have never known actually took place. For those of you who know then it may not be a big deal.
In the 1988 playoffs we saw the defending champion Lakers with Magic, Kareem, and Worthy take on a youthful and prime Karl Malone and John Stockton. The Lakers needed the full 7 to beat them. People seem to forget this actually took place. So much for the 90′s teams not being able to compete with the 80′s teams.
Another dream matchup people may not have realized took place was in 1978 when the 76ers led by Dr. J took on the legendary bullets team with Elvin Hayes and Wes unseld. The Bullets prevailed in 6 games. Interesting considering how the 76ers on paper had a better team. Never underestimate team ball.
Another dream matchup for the ages took place in both 1971 and 1972. The Lakers stacked with Jerry West, Gail Goodrich, Wilt Chamberlain took on the Bucks with Kareem, Oscar and Dandrige.
In 71 the Bucks prevailed 4-1 and in 72 it was the Lakers 4-2. Kareem and Wilt sqaured off. Pretty amazing.
One last dream matchup occured in 1980 when the defending champion Sonics with Gus Williams, Dennis Johnson, and Jack Sikma, played the Lakers with Kareem and a rookie Magic. The Lakers prevailed 4-1 ending the Sonics run as West elite.
8) Did you know that the most fouls committed in one playoff run was Dwight Howard this year with 102. This guy is the defensive player of the year and has a huge height and ability advantage on most, but he committed 102 fouls in the playoffs history for one run. I thought you weren’t supposed to use your hands on defense. Just another reason why Dwight Howard is not as polished as people think.
9) Get ready for an insane stat. Shaq holds the record for most free-throws shot in a playoff game with get ready……. 39. Yes in the 2000 NBA finals game 2 against Indiana Shaq shot 39 free-throws. The Pacers committed 38 personal fouls which is an average of 4 fouls a game for the 10 players who played in that game. The real boggling stat is Shaq missed 21 of the 39 attempts, lucky for them they still won the game.
EDIT – CORRECTION PAU GASOL DID WIN ROY AWARD NOT PARKER. PARKER WON THE SPORTING NEWS ROY. IGNORE THAT FACT, BECAUSE IT IS NOT FACT. THANKS KILLA G.
Diablo 3 looks like a immense must have game but i havent played the others so would this make a difference like does it need to be played from one to three?
Seeing a guy since june. However he doesn’t think we are suited.. We have been seeing eachother for 5 mths but a few weeks ago i started asking what i was to him…..so after i did that he has been distant and has said ‘i think we should stop seeing eachother because you want more then i want”
but i told him i was just making sure he wasnt sleeping with other girls. and i was ok with ‘seeing eachother’
Do guys sometimes just say they want to end it, just to play mind games and get control?
We both dont know what to do. We always have sex when we see eachother and i lost my virginity to him 2 mths ago. He’s 27, i’m 24.
I don’t want to lose him. I know i’m quiet and i rely on how i look. I’ve realised that no matter how good you can try to look, if you dont have a personality it just wont work.
My personality has always let me down. i’m quiet and i get anxious. But surely i can fix that.
I also am bulimic at times but i’m scared to tell him as this will turn him off?? and i guess i take xanax aswell sometimes, maybe he picks up on it. but he has issues aswell. he gambles at times.
He opens up to me. Tells me he is down at times and that he pushes ppl away. Does that mean he does have feelings for me then but may not realise it?
I know we can make it work. How can i get him to see this…………
We are meeting up in 3 days to talk about it at his house. What could i say?
Please don’t mention Battlefield 3 or MW3 (I already have them). Are there any other good FPS games out there for PS3?
Thanks!
The Big Ten is having a tough time keeping rivalries, particularly (arguably) the biggest rivalry is the history of college sports, Michigan vs. Ohio State, is the toughest to decide on…
It has been a tradition for Michigan and Ohio State to play each other in week 12. Now, as the Big Ten expands their teams, and will play a conference championship, many people can’t decide what is best for the rivalries…
Should they keep them in the same division and keep the game as it is? PRO: They play each other every year and keep tradition… CON: They cannot play each other in the Big Ten championship.
Should they put them in seperate divisions and still have them play every week 12? PRO: They can play eachother every year and still play in the Big 10 championship… CON: Playing eachother 2 times in 2 weeks is definitely unattractive, plus we already know the two would play again in a week, would they go 100%?
Here is my proposal to solve the Big Ten’s dillema…..
Big Ten A
Michigan Wolverines
Michigan State Spartans
Purdue Boilermakers
Nebraska Cornhuskers
Wisconsin Badgers
Northwestern Wildcats
Big Ten B
Indiana Hooisers
Illinois Illini
Ohio State Buckeyes
Penn State Nittany Lions
Minnesota Golden Gophers
Iowa Hawkeyes
The schedules will be…
Week 1: Non-conference… 1st Saturday of September
Week 2: Non-conference… 2nd Saturday of September
Week 3: Non-conference… 3rd Saturday of September
Week 4: Non-Division Game… 4th Saturday of September
Week 5: Division Game… 1st Saturday of October
Week 6: Division Game… 2nd Saturday of October
Week 6: DIVISION A BYE WEEK
Week 7: Division Game… 3rd Saturday of October
Week 7: DIVISION B BYE WEEK
Week 8: Non-Conference… 4th Saturday of October
Week 9: Rivalry Week***… Spread throughout 1st week of November
Week 10: Division Game… 2nd Saturday of November
Week 11: Non-Division Game… 3rd Saturday of November
Week 12: Division Game… 4th Saturday of November
Week 13: Big Ten Championship… 1st Week of December
Week 14: Bowl Games… Way too far away from the end of the season
***Rivalry Week – The way to keep non division rivalries in tact…
They have…
Michigan Wolverines vs. Ohio State Buckeyes
Michigan St. Spartans vs. Penn St. Nittany Lions
Northwestern Wildcats vs. Illinois Illini
Iowa Hawkeyes vs. Nebraska Cornhuskers
Purdue Boilermakers vs. Indiana Hooisers
Minnesota Golden Gophers vs. Wisconsin Badgers (Wisconsin also gets an annual week 12 game vs. Nebraska)
An example of a schedule that would come from this is, using Michigan as an example… Obviusly this is pretend because I chose at a random order and the dates are for this year when everything starts next year. I may have pretended a bit too much at the end. haha.
September 4th – UCONN
September 11th – Notre Dame
September 18th – UMASS
September 25th – Minnesota
October 2nd – Purdue
October 9th – BYE WEEK
October 16th – Wisconsin
October 23rd – Michigan State
October 30th – Bowling Green
November 5th (FRIDAY) – Ohio State (When game is played at Michigan Stadium it could be played under the lights)
November 13th – Nebraska
November 20th – Penn State
November 27th – Northwestern
December 4th – Ohio State
January 10th – Alabama
Whatcha think? Whats yours?
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Ok, so I am a 16 year old boy who a few months ago started working. Alright, and I have an older brother who is 4 years older than me. Let me give you a little background on him. In high school he had about a 3.5 GPA and was only in C-team baseball and was moved up to JV for his senior year just because Seniors cannot play on C-teams. Alright, he never took any advanced classes and when he took the ACT he got a top score of 25. Now he is in Colorado School of Mines, and you may ask why? CSM requires like a 3.7 GPA, and a minimum of a 27 or so on the ACT. My father told the school that he would pay for my brother to go there, that is when they accepted him. Now he is a junior there and loving it. At 20 years old, he is not leagally able to drink. This may be the case, but he goes out and parties about 3 times a week (according to reliable friends). Also, he found that snowboarding is super cool. He has spent hundreds (if not a thousand) dollars on equipment alone. He HAS to have top quality everything! Now back to me. This year (for the first time ever) we had no Easter! Normally we get like maybe a candy bar and a bible or something, but this year money was so tight that we couldn’t afford anything. Ok, so thats alright. But for my sweet 16 I got about 50$ worth of fishing gear from Bass Pro Shops. On his 16th he got like a 300 dollar coat that he never even wears. Fair? Alright, now back to school, he lettered twice and upon his first letter he got a brand new top of the line letter jacket along with a class ring and about 200$ more worth of things for Christmas. I surrently have 4 letters, and have been waiting 3 years for a letterman jacket. I finally got one, but I had to pay for it! Fair? Now I am looking at a class ring and I bought one, with my own money again! Is this fair? Heck, right now I am so exhausted from work and school that I can barely stand. I have not had a full day off of work and school in about 2 months. Yes, it has been 63 days since I have had a day without work or school. Fair? He has no job, and my parents are paying thousands of dollars for him to go to school. He just got his grades back and got strait D’s in all of his classes. Fair? No I say. I have a 3.98 GPA including 4 college classes, work, and speech and debate. Heck, I have currently loaned out my parents over 2 thousand dollars just to make ends meet, when at the same time my brother is out snowboarding and walking on air. What should I do? Can you pray for me? My name is Jeff. Thank you so much. God bless you.
I know just 1 game and i really enjoyed flying that plane. The game’s name is Medal of Honor Pacific Assault. So… what other games do you fly a plane but it is a fps game too?
I am in love with a guy. He thinks i’m beautiful and smoking hot and we have been seeing eachother since june. However he doesn’t think we are suited.. We have been seeing eachother for 5 mths but a few weeks ago i started asking what i was to him…..so after i did that he has been distant and has said ‘i think we should stop seeing eachother because you want more then i want”
but i told him i was just making sure he wasnt sleeping with other girls. and i was ok with ‘seeing eachother’
Do guys sometimes just say they want to end it, just to play mind games and get control?
We both dont know what to do. We always have sex when we see eachother and i lost my virginity to him 2 mths ago. He’s 27, i’m 24.
I don’t want to lose him. I know i’m quiet and i rely on how i look. I’ve realised that no matter how good you can try to look, if you dont have a personality it just wont work.
My personality has always let me down. i’m quiet and i get anxious. But surely i can fix that.
I also am bulimic at times but i’m scared to tell him as this will turn him off?? and i guess i take xanax aswell sometimes, maybe he picks up on it. but he has issues aswell. he gambles at times.
He opens up to me. Tells me he is down at times and that he pushes ppl away. Does that mean he does have feelings for me then but may not realise it?
I know we can make it work. How can i get him to see this…………
We are meeting up in 3 days to talk about it at his house. What could i say?
some background:
my boyfriend and i have been together for over a year, i think we have a good relationship although we have gotten into 2 fights, our only 2 fights in the last month but it may be that we’re both going through changes in our lives and the resulting stress.
i’m 23 and still in school, he’s 27, just graduated from grad school, has a full time job and a six figure salary. his birthday was last month and i saved up for a while, and racked my brain for weeks on what to get him, i ended up spending over $100 on things that we had talked about doing and something he would enjoy (i.e. two cookbooks so we could try new things in the kitchen together, and a 3 month club membership that ships him hot sauces once a month since he loves spicy things)
now, i know he’s not just a bad gift giver b/c he has told me what he’s getting my parents and his parents for Christmas, and my first birthday we spent together he gave me a DVD set and a water bottle that was similar to his, things that i had mentioned i liked, and for Christmas he took me skiing, something i had mentioned i wanted to get back into, both when he only had a part time job.
this year for the month or so leading up to my birthday i dropped hints about things that i would like, and he ended up getting me a sweatshirt that says “bacon makes everything better”
granted i like sweatshirts and bacon, but i don’t own 1 article of clothing that has graphics on it other than a school i’ve attended or a sport i’ve played, it’s just not my style. and yes, i do like bacon, but i wouldn’t advertise it.
i know he was surfing facebook one day and saw the ad on the side for the t-shirt and decided that would be a fine gift.
he did take me out to dinner that night with my friends as well, however we go out a few times a week, and it wasn’t like he told me that was what he was going to do for my birthday, he asked if i’d like to go out for dinner on my birthday, if i had said no b/c i had too much school work (which is very probable) he would’ve gotten me a $30 hoodie for my birthday.
i know it’s the thought that counts, but i don’t think he put any thought into it, and it’s not like we just started dating and he may not know my style. on the likely chance that i’m being materialistic, i feel hurt that i’m on an extremely limited budget and i worked to get him his gifts, but he has a full time job and he spent $30 on me which makes me feel like i’m not worth the investment or something special.
initially i wasn’t going to say anything but it’s still bothering me, so i was wondering if i should say something and how i should say it, or if i should just keep it to myself.
Update:
I think the conclusion I’ve come to is that I’m not going to say anything to him about this specific gift because I don’t want to hurt his feelings, but in a few weeks or the first week of December I’m going to suggest we open accounts in Amazon.com in which we could create individual wish lists. This way it will take the question out of what the other one would like. I’ll mention that we don’t necessarily need to get something from the others list, but it could be used as a reference point, a way to take the guess work out of the holiday’s, and if it works well we could keep it for other holiday’s, birthday’s, etc.
I heard that Diablo 3 has an anti piracy mechanism that basically allows one user per household, or one computer per household. Is this true? If so do I have to buy an additional copy of Diablo so me and my brothers could play?
I purchased Diablo 3 on my old computer. Now I have a new one. I can only install the client.. Not download the whole game.. How do I download it on my new computer? I’ve looked for a license key in my hotmail but can’t find it. Help please?
Hey there, I’ll just give you a little background on what I’m dealing with for context..
Me: 27
Her: 24
- Dated this girl for 18 months (very positive, great relationship for the most part..not without struggles but nothing that approached high-tension or breakup).
- Spoke up in May after she threw me on the backburner (would hang out with me at odd hours because of her work schedule but always find time for new friends on the weekends and get offended when I’d ask to take her out on the weekend (one day)).
- Things didn’t feel right to me, so I went with my instinct and then realized that she was looking for a way out of the relationship without actually losing the relationship benefits.
- She wanted ‘space’ which I was cool with, I pulled No Contact on her and she caved within a few days.. or so I thought..
- Two weeks of up-and-down, mostly good chemistry but not that relationship vibe. Thought we were back together as she told me she wanted to be only to find out that the joke was on me and I was the only one who knew about this– she was still playing the field to some degree.
- Once I realized I had been had, I took the high road but also implemented another round of no contact, where I have become stronger as a person, have focused more on me and my needs and wants and am getting to the point where I feel the loss is hers and she doesn’t deserve me.
- Five days later (the longest time we’ve gone without ever talking or anything), she texts me this morning just a “Hey”. First time I think I’ve seen initative on her part to actually contact me at all. Not overjoyed or excited here, but I want to see if she has grown as a person and can recognize how poorly she’s treated someone she supposedly ‘cares about and loves’ so that I know whether to drop any future contact with her completely.
**I do not plan on replying to this first text message, but do not necessarily want to give the impression that I am never going to talk to her again –even if this may imply that. I believe I still need time for myself…so what would you suggest?
1. Ignore until I’m ready then contact her back — could be weeks?
2. Reply back but very casually and without substance? Only react, don’t reach out.
3. Wait for her to call me and leave a voicemail?
4. Wait for the magic words..basically her trying to win me back through text or a VM or some other way.
I understand that this may just be another power play on her end or it could be genuine interest because I have fallen off the face of the Earth, but I refuse to give her any further satisfaction. But how long to actually string someone along? She’s done the same to me. I don’t want to play games but I also need to protect myself and want to see proof before I think about starting on the long road to recovery with her. Not sure what to do..Help?
Part 1 is in Jokes & Riddles! Willys cynical thought for the day;
Statistically 100% of all divorces started with fugging marriage! (Look it up if y’all don’t believe me)
Take notes, all you Casanovas… We’re all guilty of some of these, but life is for learning! Hopefully ya putting some this stuff into practice on more n’ a monitor!!!!!
21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH. It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it’s more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you’re playing Marathon Man.
22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME. You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But, if you really don’t know, don’t ask.
23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY. Don’t act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris.
24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN. Men persist in doing this until she’s eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It’s about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.
25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX. Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she’s performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do what’s necessary.
26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO. Don’t thrust. She’ll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie there. And don’t grab her head.
27) TAKING ETTIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES. In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over them. In real life, it just means more laundry to do.
28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES. Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn’t feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.
29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don’t think that being drunk is an excuse.
30) TAKING PICTURES. When a man says, “Can I take a photo of you? “she’ll hear the words “to show my buddies.” At least let her have custody of them.
31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH. Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.
32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINT HERS. There is no less erotic noise. It’s as sexy as a belching contest.
33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES. If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she’s a Romanian gymnast, don’t get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings.
34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE. Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate. Women don’t.
35) GIVING LOVE BITES. It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end.
36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS. Don’t shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It’s not a big turn-on.
37) TALKING DIRTY. It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. If she likes nasty talk, she’ll let you know.
38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES. You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you.
39) SQUASHING HER. Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too heavily, she will turn blue.
40) THANKING HER. Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen.
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From; WILLYS JOKES 7/31/06 “40 WAYS MEN FAIL IN BED” best jokes anywhere!
I’ll try and keep this to the point as it is very complex. I must state that my mother has professional connections to the Social Work Community Services Department therefore i feel i have a duty………read on. OK met a girlfriend when i was 14 and she was 13 years old. We split up as many young relationships do after a few weeks, if i remember she ended it with me
Now we are 28 and 27 respectively and have been together over 1 and a half years. It has become apparent by her admission that she was sexually abused by what sounds like a drug rape as she could not move when raped.
SHE was sent to a MILITARY BASE in Northern Ireland at the age of 14 after i first met her and then sent into care for the remaining time up until the age of 16. She was the responsibility of her 16 year old cousin (2 years older) who had married a man serving in the forces in Northern Ireland. It was the cousins, husbands, army friend who committed the offence. He was 28 and as she stated to me, she was given alcohol and found herself in a bed unable to move. The rest i’ll not go into detail.
This is where it gets tricky. When we met again after all those years, the first thing she said to me was “don’t trust my mum” and i took her word until i met her. When i did finally meet both the mother and father and a go-karting event, i became aware of a bad feeling towards me and also that her mother was indeed strange and completely self-obsessed, stating there was a stalker at the event following her.
I am a fairly confident, chatty individual and i met her dad at no other place that the MENS urinals in the male toilets. I am also quite perceptive and sensed he didn’t want to chat, he seemed very anxious and wanted away from me. I stated that i got a strange feeling from her dad to her that very night and boy was i correct. I have since found out through my girlfriend that at some stage, there was incest in her mum and dads family, although not in her IMMEDIATE family she doesn’t think. At the age of 5 she was diagnosed with genital warts which her family passed off to the GPs as being transmitted through a towel.
My girlfriend has a ten year old son.
What came next was a shock. Her mother ran a key over my brand-new BMW as well as calling the Social Work Department falsely stating i was taking heroin.
By this time i had had enough. I called her mum up stating i know it was her and if she attempted it once more then all the ghosts in her closet would be coming out. She agreed to everything i said and when i mentioned ghosts in the closet, she hung up, not wanting to hear what i know.
It was admitted through a third party that either her or her father was responsible and i will detail if you read on. The reason for the car scratching was to scare me away from getting too close to what no-ones meant to know i believe as i may spill the beans.
Now, my partners ten year old son cut his leg quite badly, playing in a park. I must also stress that this ten year old boy’s father was murdered in Scotland in 2008 which makes it even more difficult for us. We went to the Kids Hospital and my partner txt her mum and father to let them know he was in hospital. After all the car scratching and what is in all honesty, too much to detail here in other disgusting ways that they act as parents and human beings, i decided that when they arrived at the hospital i would act as a responsible 28 year old adult and button my lips when my partners ‘mature’ 45 year old parents arrived, as we had a kid in hospital that was more important than a car getting scratched or any other grudges, but no, they couldn’t resist. My partners father, without even checking on the kid, said “Can we have a chat?”
At this point, i calmly walked outside and then let off the steam. They thought i was a soft touch. I told them both, exactly what i thought, what would happen if anything gets vandalised again (THEY SAID DON’T WORRY IT’LL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN!! GUILT ADMITTED) and more to the point, i told them EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED IN IRELAND. They were panicking. I shouted at the father “Your daughter has been sexually abused in Ireland after YOU BOTH sent her there, there she is, go in there and speak to her”
Their response was to call her a liar outright and disappear away from that hospital and it has never been mentioned to my girlfriend, nor have they wanted to know who done it. As a result of previous incest i believe, they also have another daughter who is VERY vulnerable being disabled, almost blind and very thin. This other vulnerable 16 year old daughter, WHO STILL LIVES WITH THESE PEOPLE not knowing all this has occurred, has a personality disorder, regularly threats acts of suicide through Facebook and has been pulled up for ‘inappropriate sexual talk’ and a school for partially sighted.
Does something sound not right? Should i speak to the authorities or leave it to
I am most likely getting a new laptop this sunday as i saved enough money for one before i go Uni, i have around £450 and because its specifically for uni i guess its gotta be a laptop and i’ve looked at a few but because i really want to play diablo 3, what specs should i look at? Is there any decent laptops you guys could recommend to me? Give links etc if you can, be a great help
My wife is having twins, and we hope to have one more shortly after. Here is how I generally plan to raise my kids. i’m sorry it is long but I just want my kids to be successful and smart like me, but I heard if you’re too strict they can be corrupt. Please read and tell me if I’m being too strict. I’ve sorted it by age:
Infancy (Newborn to 1 year): Play classical music when they sleep, I heard it makes them smarter. enforce walking and talking, children who speak earlier are more likely to be smarter. (I spoke at 8 months) SLeep whenever possible.
Toddler hood (2 years to 4 years): Play with them, punish them if they do something bad. Explain the importance of school. Take him to museums and art galleries, regale them about tales of history and science. Sleep whenever possible.
Childhood (5 years to 9 years): Enforce age appropriate clothing. If they curse, they will be punished for two weeks: punishment is You get home from school, do hw, and then study and go to sleep, no friends or computer or TV privileges. The same if they backtalk to me and my wife. If they do not get A’s and Bs on schoolwork, they will receive a scolding, and possibly a 3 day punishment. If they are hanging out with bad people I will talk to them about it, and I feel they can resist the temptation, I will allow them to hang out with these people, however if they can’t stop their relationship will end. A cavity means lack of hygiene and will receive a 1 day suspension and the humility of me checking their teeth after brushing (And don’t say that’s not possible, I’m 27 and I have never had cavities, my mother is 48 and has never had cavities). Bedtime: 8:00 in early childhood, 9:00 in late childhood)
Pre adolescence (10-12): Age appropriate clothing. I will smell them when they arrive home from school or parties, if I smell drugs, cigarette, or alcohol, they will be grounded for 3 months: school, hw, and sleep. No bad kids. If they do not get A’s or B’s in school, they will be scolded and possibly punished for three days. Backtalk is unacceptable and will result in a two week punishment, cursing will result in a one week punishment. I will explain to them about sex at this age. However, if they mention they are having sex I will observe them whenever I can’t, and I will not allow them to have sex until after marriage or if they really love their boyfriend/girlfriend. A cavity means lack of hygiene and will receive a 1 day suspension and the humility of me checking their teeth after brushing. Bedtime: 10:00
Adolescence (13 – 17): Age appropriate clothing. They must get straight A’s; B’s are no longer acceptable. If they do not get straight A’s they will receive a scolding, a 1 week punishment, and no more allowance until they prove themselves responsible. If they go a single year without a single A they will be punished and their computer/TV will be taken out of their room. At 13 I may let you steer into the house by sitting on my lap prior to that, but no driving yourself fully until 15. Then, once you get your license only drive during dawn, daylight, and dusk, no night driving. If you are going to a party, I will drive you there and back. I will smell you, if I catch whiffs of cigarette, drugs, or alcohol, you will be grounded for five months: You will come home, do hw, and go to bed, no parties, nothing, and your car will be taken away. Also, they will be taken to a rehabilitation program. If you get a ticket, I will take away your car. If you exceed the speed limit and I catch you, grounded for a week. No texting unless an emergency. You can take phone calls but on a bluetooth. That is my plan to keep my kids safe and responsible. Backtalk will receive in a three week punishment. Cursing or swearing will receive a 1 day punishment. A cavity means lack of hygiene and will receive a 1 day suspension and the humility of me checking their teeth after brushing. If they are caught having sex they are no longer allowed to date until 18.
Tell me if I’m being to strict, being too strict can corrupt kids and I don’t want to do them. Keep in mind I will still love them and play with them, and give them freedom and let them drink small sips with ONLY me at around age 16, however no drinking outside without me unless 21+
Thnak you everyone now i know i am too strict do you ahve a way to edit the list please?
OK I get it I am too strict now how can I improve the list? And how do i treat them like rab lats? i still care for them, why else would I be so strict?
This is a serious problem!
I’m 27 and my girlfriend is 25…
we’ve been dating for the past 6 months and we’re completely in love! I want to ask her to marry me soon but I have some worries…
The biggest issue is that she’s VERY JEALOUS, but I don’t mind because she’s so amazing… she is like a 5′ 2″ version of Jessica Simpson… only crazy, and I like it!
To make matters worse is that I’ve had 3 close friends die under mysterious circumstances since I’ve been dating her all within the past 6 months…
I had two lady friends, one named Amanda and the other Lily and I loved them dearly, I would have done anything for them… Then there is my best guy friend Aaron… he’s never let me down.
Well two months into my relationship my girlfriend, Vivian, tells me she doesn’t like Lily. I don’t think much of it until a week later Lily’s house is mysteriously involved in a drive by and she’s shot and paralyzed… I was upset but didn’t put 2 and 2 together… and the cops never found the culprit…
A month later Vivian says that she doesn’t like Amanda either… a couple of weeks go by and Amanda is involved and killed in a hit and run accident late at night… no witnesses or leads either.
Well last month Vivian also told me that she’s not very fond of Aaron saying the all he does is play around on women and she accuses me of going to strip clubs to pick up hookers with him… I deny it of course… but then two weeks later Aaron’s house burns down with him inside while he’s sleeping, he didn’t make it
and the police blamed it on arson after an investigation but they still don’t have any leads…
What are the odds that my girlfriend would be jealous of these 3 people and that they’d all end up dead due to mysterious circumstances?
The worst thing is even if it is true, I still love Vivian and would do anything in my power to make it work and thought about proposing to her on Thanksgiving…
What should I do?
Finally,