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February 11, 2012

AMD Prescribes Verdetrol 1GHz

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Written by: Greg DeVries
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Feeling sluggish? Not performing up to your usual standards? Not as quick on your feet as you used to? In your case, prescribes Verdetrol 1GHz. Take one tablet by fan intake, four times a day, and you should be back to your old noob-fragging self.

This looks to be a rather clever marketing tactic for what is likely to be ‘s next video card, clocked at 1GHz. This could be the  Radeon HD 7770, hopefully released this year. The bottle reads:

Never Settle for Average Performance. Get a natural performance enhancement for your with Verdetrol! Verdetrol’s patented 1GHz fast-release formula delivers strong, vigorous performance when you need it most. Ask your computer specialist if Verdetrol is right for you! REAL RESULTS! Fictional couples everywhere agree that the new 1GHz Verdetrol FR formulation has made the difference when every ounce of performance matters. Man or woman, young or old, Verdetrol is the solution for anyone looking to get an edge when the heat is on!

I am a recently convert to the AMD fold, having been an NVIDIA guy for a long time. This could be very exciting. At the very least, it’s an interesting marketing ploy. Ask your local computer guy if Verdertrol is for you!

Source: Legit Reviews



About the Author

Greg DeVries
A gamer since the SNES days, Greg enjoys games of all genres and styles, but is most at home with games where you level up or jump on enemies' heads. Also, games with swords are pretty great, too. A strong proponent of the underdog, he won't shy away from giving any indie game a try. Greg divides his free time between playing video games, visiting the comic book store, and taking care of his two Pembroke Welsh Corgi's, Quinn and Reilly. Steam: theindiegeek Xbox Live: TheMarchedHare




 
 

 
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2 Comments


  1. Andy Fernandez

    My personal computer has 2 GB’s of RAM, an 8400GS graphics card, and a duo core 1.8 processor.. The quality appears a minor choppy on 720p. I want to know what hardware I need to have to play 1080p/i perfectly.


  2. Malinda Shurtliff

    I have a Blackberry sensible cellphone bold 9780.I want to upgrade/replace it is processor from 624MHz to 1GHz for far better performance.Is it possible?
    It’s the greatest processor pace in all blackberry wise phones.If coolants are provided then is it possible?



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